THE EARTH UPDATE

(Unofficial, Unauthorized, Possibly Imaginary)

Most situations are helped a lot with a sense of humour. We’ve become so serious about everything, it’s exhausting. It’s all so weird with flow charts, timelines, alerts, updates, multiple dates, revised dates, re-revised dates, ten-kilometre-deep earthquakes, an Atlas that isn’t a map, medbeds arriving any day; white hats, black hats, grey hats and the occasional invisible hat;  ‘trust the plan’ - tricky when no-one has actually seen the plan; global arrests happening quietly, loudly, secretly, symbolically, or energetically; important dates that are huge and then politely rescheduled; solar flashes guaranteed to bring instant increases in consciousness (results may vary); sudden dangers of previously safe activities like jogging, swimming, breathing, and thinking too freely; X is taking over everything; every food is both deadly and essential; the army is secretly in control, except when it isn’t. There is breaking news, counter-breaking news, debunking of the debunking, and people shouting ‘wake up’ while nobody is quite sure what they are meant to wake up from, or what time zone the awakening applies to.

Please do not read further unless your reality is flexible and your humour intact. Snacks optional, popcorn already eaten. This message may self-destruct (Mission impossible).

Earth is apparently about ending 3D reality as we know it. Humanity is entering a new phase of evolution, or a new season of a very long-running show that nobody remembers signing up for. In order to create space for a better world, we are told we must let go of old attachments, beliefs, habits, systems, agreements, and possibly our sanity. All of them. At once!

So, where are we now with this idea that something is going on with Earth? According to the newer story, which is slowly replacing the older story, Earth was overtaken quite some time ago by a reptilian species who did not think much of humans. We were considered inferior, edible, and useful for running errands. In fairness, they did manage to take over a planet without most of us noticing, which is something humans haven’t achieved. Let’s face it, humans can’t take over a planet and if they did manage it, some whistleblower, documentary or a Netflix series would spill the beans! To avoid suspicion, they created an elite echelon of humans to manage governments, banking, health systems, laws, and other mildly stressful tasks, leaving them free from neighbourhood disputes such as ‘whether it’s OK to cut down a neighbours tree branches overhanging our fence line’. This was achieved by organizing large numbers of strategically placed births into elite families, apparently all coordinated from vast underground tunnel systems. Because nothing says ‘advanced civilization’ quite like a good tunnel.

They also convinced certain celebrities and authority figures to create clones of themselves, sold as a productive upgrade. The clone would handle boring tasks such as book signings, movie promotion tours, government decisions, and pharmaceuticals approval for safety, while the original could rest, relax, and occasionally disappear entirely. Another clever tactic involved offering people ‘enhancements.’ With full consent, allegedly increased ability procedures were accepted. Side effects included personality changes, a few glitches, the occasional soul eviction, and sometimes a mysterious black eye. Other than that, everything was fine.

Then there are the standard clones created using DNA extracted from blood samples given freely by millions of people. The sort of thing where a doctor sends us off to a clinic to have our blood tested for iron or B1 levels, that we assume is disposed of after testing.  Silly us.

At this point, part of the world is aware of this new science fiction story, while the rest continue living inside the older, more familiar science fiction story. Between fake news, AI-generated everything, deepfakes, shallowfakes, fake people, green screens, and absolutely no agreement on what ‘real’ even means anymore, it is becoming increasingly difficult to tell truth from fiction, which seems to be exactly the point. It helps loosen our grip on reality and encourages surrender to something vaguely referred to as ‘divine order.’

Apparently, it’s all a movie. We are told many events have already happened, but are being played out publicly for people to get fed up with the lies and finally release 3D reality. Release forms will be provided later. Copies also issued at Redemption Centers, expected to open 2023, 2024, 2025 or 2026 on April 1st or October 17th, to be located somewhere between the underground car park and the folding tables in a temporary centre where Nesara Gesara funds expected any moment, can be collected by direct deposit to our QFS wallet, if you have filled in the paperwork. P.S. Please bring photo ID or a postal ballot paper. Staff are unable to answer questions or confirm anything. If you can’t find a center, just wait, they are imminent.

The EBS (Emergency Broadcast System) remains scheduled to occur, a status it has successfully maintained for several consecutive years. Reports continue to circulate daily confirming it is due, possibly tonight, or tomorrow, or immediately after everyone already knows everything.

The 10 days of darkness are also still queued, patiently waiting for the right moment, which appears to be after candles have been purchased, radios tested, generators in place, water stored, rice consumed, replaced, and consumed once more, proving that the system is at least very effective at encouraging regular pantry rotation. Meanwhile, Earth seems to be waking up anyway. Consciousness continues to rise without sirens, screen takeovers, or authoritative voices interrupting dinner. If an EBS does occur at some point, it is now expected to arrive politely, possibly mid-afternoon. Reality appears to be upgrading itself quite successfully without special effects.

Dates and timelines are frequently announced, cancelled, re-announced, shifted, delayed, accelerated, paused, and then quietly forgotten. This is done deliberately so that eventually we will stop believing any of them and begin trust our intuition instead. Or at least stop setting reminders. Some people who are dead may still be alive. Some people who are alive may be clones. Some may be soul-less. Some may simply be tired.

Then there was Covid. We were instructed to wear dust masks that did not stop viruses but did help us rebreathe carbon dioxide all day. We stood on coloured circles in shops exactly one metre apart because the virus understood spatial boundaries and politely stopped at the line. Masks were compulsory in cafes, except when seated, eating, drinking, or breathing. Apparently, the virus was very respectful during meals. We survived a time when visitors were forbidden, parents were promoted overnight to full-time schoolteachers, and people sat alone in their cars wearing masks in case the virus was hitchhiking.

And now we have elections, economic collapses, new emergencies, recycled emergencies, upgraded emergencies, and constant updates that sound like this: ‘It’s happening. It’s not happening. It might be happening. It’s already happened. It should be happening. It will definitely happen soon.’

Earth 2025. A reality so strange that satire and memes can barely keep up. The only sensible response may be to laugh, stay grounded, trust our inner compass, and remember that if this really is a movie, then at some point the credits roll, all actors are revealed, the lights come on, and we all realise we survived the strangest plotline imaginable. Basically, at this point, we just do not know anything really!

Love,

Sandy Stevenson

18 Dec 25